Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's the laziest vegetable?