What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?