Someone stole all my lamps.

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?