Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the fish blush?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where do stars go to college?
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