To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is the number 4 so smart?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

How do you care for a sick bird?