What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do people always trip on September 22?