What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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