What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why was the math book sad?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?