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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do bees buzz?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's E.T. short for?