What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

When does a horse talk?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?