What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?