Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What did summer say to spring?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?