What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the shower say to the toilet?