What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you give a sick pig?
What country has the most fish?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is the strongest animal?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
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