What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What animal has the most fun?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?