What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a forklift?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!