What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
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How does a taco bless the table?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What animal floats best?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
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