Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

How does a taco bless the table?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Who invented fractions?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.