What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?