What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?