Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?