What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
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What's the coldest vegetable?
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Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
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