What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?