What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Where do milkshakes come from?

How does cardboard get its workout in?