What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
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