What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where do surfers go to school?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?