What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?