What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?