When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

How do hurricanes see?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why do two skunks argue?