What school subject really rocks?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Which bug is related to you?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?