What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
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What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How does a lion greet other animals?
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