What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What is blue and not heavy?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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