Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What animal makes the best lunches?