Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?