What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?