What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
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