What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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