Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?