What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?