What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the noisiest food?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
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