Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Which animals make the best football players?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the shower say to the toilet?