What do you call bears with no ears?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where do termites go camping?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?