What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?