What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

How do horses stay in such great shape?