What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?