Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What does winter fat turn into?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?