Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?