Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
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