What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did summer say to spring?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a vacation at home?