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Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?