On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What vegetables make the best music?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?