What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call stolen cheese?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?