Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
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