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Oscar the Grouch™.
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What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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To whom do fish go to borrow money?
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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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